This isn't a for sure goodbye, but we're getting tornado alerts here in Arkansas. The sky's a bit black, it's really calm, and it's hailing, thundering/lightning, raining. All in warm temperatures. I don't know if we're gonna get hit, or if the tornado's even there. But all I know, this is the kind of weather where the heavens drop their weapons of mass destruction. (Little bit of a metaphor there)
I just wanted to tell you all, so you would know what's going on, and if I were to not wake up tomorrow, you'd know why.
-Slender